Bio


Scholtz has not been seen or heard of since he abruptly quit social media and wandered off one day.  Very few noticed.  Now, he lives in the woods and annoys small, woodland critters with his jokes, and occasional stand up routines.

He smells.

Described by those who know him as a “wraith” or “shadow,” his  presence can often be felt when you are most alone.  If you say his name three times into a mirror, he’ll appear; it happened to a friend of mine.

“One of the funniest people I know” according to ((SOURCE PENDING)) there can be only one Scholtz.  Theme Song!


 ~ stevesmells ~

Short Story : President for a Day