“Steve Scholtz is a comedian, rumored to be dead when, in reality, he simply quit social media (for some reason?) and wandered off, one day.

Few noticed.

Now, he lives in the woods and annoys small, woodland critters with his jokes and occasional stand up routines.  Described by those who know him as a “wraith” or “shadow,” his  presence can often be felt when you are most alone .  Say “Steve Scholtz” three times in a mirror, and he’ll appear; it happened to a friend of mine.

Thanks to early success, many had high hopes for Steve –but he’s really petered out some (and never should have left Calgary).  To the chagrin of his parents, he’s still “doing comedy” and “one of the funniest people I know” according to ((SOURCE PENDING)).