Bio


Scholtz has not been seen or heard of since he abruptly quit social media and wandered off one day.  Few noticed.  Now, he lives in the woods and annoys small, woodland critters with his jokes, and occasional stand up routines.

He smells.

Described by those who know him as a “wraith” or “shadow,” his  presence can  be felt when you are most alone.  Say his name three times into a mirror and he’ll appear; it happened to a friend of mine.

Thanks to some early success in comedy, many had high hopes for Scholtz –but he’s really petered out some (and between you and me, never should have left Calgary).  To the chagrin of his parents, he’s still “doing comedy” and “one of the funniest people I know” according to ((SOURCE PENDING)).


 ~ stevesmells ~

Updates:

July 17th, 2017 – New Satire : Couple Survive Record Winter…

July 4th, 2017 – New Short Story : President for a Day